Bus Button dabao........you are one touch away....:P:P:P

Ladies and gentlemen, kids and grandparents!

Here's presenting the million- dollar opportunity to win..errr...ten dollars!!

Jee haan, grab the million dollar chance NOW and the ten dollars could be all yours!!

All you have to do is answer a simple question...

Q. What is the abbreviation for Short Message Service on mobiles?

Option A: MMS

Option B: SMS

Option C: Chat

Hurry!!

Pick up your mobiles and SMS the answer to 0000.

Just go to the "Write messages" in the short message section of your mobile and type ANS and send it to 0000 now.

Lucky winner gets ten dollars, so send as many as you want.

**Cost $1/SMS.

The above is kindly dedicated to all those who run SMS-ki-dukaan in our country these days.

Seriously, everything and anything could be yours, bas button dabao. Your favourite singer/actor/doggy could win on TV, bas button dabao. Request a song on Radio, vote in another online poll, get your results, chat with a celebrity or her aunt, shop, bid do anything and everything by an SMS to an expensive four digit number. Wow! Everything is a touch away. And everybody from watchman to a sabziwala to a beggar has a mobile now. And still some people claim India is a backward country? I should be surprised.

Actually I know why they call us backward. Just look at the standard of questions they ask. They are sooo simple and mindless that the obvious aim is only the profit from sms revenue. And I dunno what kind of people actually blow money over SMSing all this.

Like Sunday's poll in TOI read: Do increasing prices of vegetables fruits and cereals affect the household budgest? Yes or No.

Get my point? So what are you waiting for, make your voice heard and SMS me your opinion now.:P:P

When She

I don't care if you are a guy or a woman or Michael Jackson.

Just read this, it will make a difference.

If only everyone could see this and understand it.

When she stares at your mouth,
Kiss her.



When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb-ass it's because she thinks she is stronger than you,
Grab her and don't let go.




When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough
Kiss her and tell her you love her.


When she's quiet,
Ask her whats wrong.


When she ignores you,
Give her your attention.

When she pulls away,
Pull her back.


When you see her at her worst,
Tell her she's beautiful.



When you see her start crying,
Just hold her and don't say a word.



When you see her walking,
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared
Protect her.


When she steals your favorite hoodie,
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.


When she teases you,
Tease her back and make her laugh.



When she doesn't answer for a long time,
reassure her that everything is okay.

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up.

When she says that she loves you,
she really does more than you can understand.



When she grabs at your hands,
Hold hers and play with her fingers.


When she bumps into you,
bump into her back and make her laugh.



When she tells you a secret,
keep it safe and untold.



When she looks at you in your eyes,
don't look away until she does.


When she reposts this bulletin,
she wants you to read it.

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

- When she says she's ok don't believe it.

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her.

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

-When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

- Let her know she's important.

- Don't talk about other girls around her

- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:

"Whose ass am i kicking baby?"